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Patton Oswalt - If another one of my Whole-Foods...
If another one of my Whole-Foods friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. (Patton Oswalt)

If another one of my Whole-Foods friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet.

Patton Oswalt

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