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Parsley is gharsley.
Ogden Nash
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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
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Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
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Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
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