You laugh at the North, you think they're all funny little short people who live in a big pie. Trying to sort out their relationship with the definite article. Throwing darts at their dinner. (Dylan Moran)

You laugh at the North, you think they're all funny little short people who live in a big pie. Trying to sort out their relationship with the definite article. Throwing darts at their dinner.

Dylan Moran

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