Scotland, the country where they fry the food five times to make sure it's dead; the country where they invented bacon flavour mouthwash. (Dylan Moran)

Scotland, the country where they fry the food five times to make sure it's dead; the country where they invented bacon flavour mouthwash.

Dylan Moran

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