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Artie Lange - When I was a kid, I was into The New...

When I was a kid, I was into The New York Jets. And then I got into girls as I got older, and then I got back into the Jets because I'd realized there's times when the girl won't f*^k you, but the Jets will always f*^k you. (Artie Lange)

When I was a kid, I was into The New York Jets. And then I got into girls as I got older, and then I got back into the Jets because I'd realized there's times when the girl won't f^k you, but the Jets will always f^k you.

Artie Lange

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