Let's move on to the next major lie in my opening statement, the idea of Putin's popularity in Russia. I could not begin to count the number of times I've been forced to address this myth, the persistence of which I again attribute to our lack of language to describe modern dictatorships. Terms like "polls” and "popularity” as applied to politicians in the free world have very different meanings in authoritarian regimes. I'm fond of asking in response to questions about Putin's "popularity” if a restaurant is popular if it's the only one in town and every other restaurant was burned to the ground.