If you have a choice of selling shoes to ladies or giving birth to a flaming porcupine... look into that second, less painful career. (Richard Jeni)

If you have a choice of selling shoes to ladies or giving birth to a flaming porcupine... look into that second, less painful career.

Richard Jeni

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