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Mitch Hedberg - I had a piece of Carefree Sugarless...
I had a piece of Carefree Sugarless gum and I was still worried. It never kicked in, I took it back to the store and said "Bullshit!" (Mitch Hedberg)

I had a piece of Carefree Sugarless gum and I was still worried. It never kicked in, I took it back to the store and said "Bullshit!"

Mitch Hedberg

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