The following story is true. There was a little boy, and his father said, "Do try to be like other people. Don't frown.” And he tried and tried, but could not. So his father beat him with a strap; and then he was eaten up by lions. (Oliver Heaviside)

The following story is true. There was a little boy, and his father said, "Do try to be like other people. Don't frown.” And he tried and tried, but could not. So his father beat him with a strap; and then he was eaten up by lions.

Oliver Heaviside

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