[from a skit about airports] You know you're in trouble when at the control tower, there's a note taped to the door that says "Back in five minutes." (Jeff Foxworthy)

[from a skit about airports] You know you're in trouble when at the control tower, there's a note taped to the door that says "Back in five minutes."

Jeff Foxworthy

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