My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High(Damn)...thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35...I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and told him to change the grade on the paper. (Eminem)

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High(Damn)...thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35...I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and told him to change the grade on the paper.

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