And I got so drunk, I got so drunk that I actually woke up thinking, "Should I get up and pee, or just pee in the bed?" Actually weighing the pros and the cons. "Well, it'll be warm for a minute... it's a big bed, I'll just roll over... I'll just blame it on that guy!" (Margaret Cho)

And I got so drunk, I got so drunk that I actually woke up thinking, "Should I get up and pee, or just pee in the bed?" Actually weighing the pros and the cons. "Well, it'll be warm for a minute... it's a big bed, I'll just roll over... I'll just blame it on that guy!"

Margaret Cho

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