The best part of Nintendo was the codes. We had codes that got us to the end of the game immediately. Why can't we have that in real life? Just for once I'd like to be on a date with a chick and when she starts talking about her cats, and she's like "And this cat likes corn, and this one has diarrhea, and this one can fight crime,” I can be like, "Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, select start, and I'm in bed with her, and no more cats.”. (Kyle Cease)

The best part of Nintendo was the codes. We had codes that got us to the end of the game immediately. Why can't we have that in real life? Just for once I'd like to be on a date with a chick and when she starts talking about her cats, and she's like "And this cat likes corn, and this one has diarrhea, and this one can fight crime,” I can be like, "Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, select start, and I'm in bed with her, and no more cats.”.

Kyle Cease

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