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Carl Barron - I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and...
I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and I don't fart once. I go on a date and I've got twenty in the bank straight away. (Carl Barron)

I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and I don't fart once. I go on a date and I've got twenty in the bank straight away.

Carl Barron

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