[In response to having being referred to as schizophrenic] Well, that is clearly not my mental illness; I am Bipolar-II - which is the new gladiator sandal! Schizophrenia is, of course, hearing voices- not doing voices. (Maria Bamford)

[In response to having being referred to as schizophrenic] Well, that is clearly not my mental illness; I am Bipolar-II - which is the new gladiator sandal! Schizophrenia is, of course, hearing voices- not doing voices.

Maria Bamford

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