I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?' (Matthew Broderick)

I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?'

Matthew Broderick

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