If you don't drink 56 bottles of water a week, scientists say you should take a garden hose at the end of the week and shove it up your ass. (Lewis Black)

If you don't drink 56 bottles of water a week, scientists say you should take a garden hose at the end of the week and shove it up your ass.

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