The world is full of double beds And most delightful maidenheads, Which being so, there's no excuse For sodomy or self-abuse. (Hilaire Belloc)

The world is full of double beds And most delightful maidenheads, Which being so, there's no excuse For sodomy or self-abuse.

Hilaire Belloc

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