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Dave Eggers - Every time my brain parks the car neatly...
Every time my brain parks the car neatly in the driveway, my mouth drives through the back of the garage. (Dave Eggers)

Every time my brain parks the car neatly in the driveway, my mouth drives through the back of the garage.

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