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Dave Attell - I'm very romantic when I masturbate....

I'm very romantic when I masturbate. Sometimes I light a candle...then I try and shoot it out. It's like a carnival. (Dave Attell)

I'm very romantic when I masturbate. Sometimes I light a candle...then I try and shoot it out. It's like a carnival.

Dave Attell

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