Warning: Undefined array key "visitor_referer_type" in /var/www/vhosts/wordinf.com/core/app/libraries/Core.php on line 98
Doug Stanhope - Complaining that a comic is drunk is...
Complaining that a comic is drunk is like going to a titty bar and complaining because your lapdancer is a communist. (Doug Stanhope)

Complaining that a comic is drunk is like going to a titty bar and complaining because your lapdancer is a communist.

Doug Stanhope

Related topics

bar comic communist complaining drunk titty

Related quotes

Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining? View quote
George Wallace
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. View quote
Ernest Hemingway
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining. View quote
Jef Raskin
My country, right or wrong' is a thing no patriot would ever think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying 'My mother, drunk or sober. View quote
G. K. Chesterton
An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men. View quote
Charles Darwin