I'd tried to straighten him out, but there's only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwitz is a brand of beer. (David Sedaris)

I'd tried to straighten him out, but there's only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwitz is a brand of beer.

David Sedaris

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