You cannot reduce the situation to worm jokes, Will. This is Gabriel and Gideon's father we're discussing.” "We're not just discussing him; we're chasing him through an ornamental sculpture garden because he's turned into a worm. (Cassandra Clare)

You cannot reduce the situation to worm jokes, Will. This is Gabriel and Gideon's father we're discussing.” "We're not just discussing him; we're chasing him through an ornamental sculpture garden because he's turned into a worm.

Cassandra Clare

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