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I do what I can do when I can do it.
Chris Rock
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Why do people do yoga? To clear their minds? I embrace the clutter in my head.
Chris Rock
George Bush hates midgets.
Chris Rock
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
Chris Rock
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.
Chris Rock
Do you know what the good side of crack is If you're up at the right hour, you can get a VCR for 1.50. You can furnish your whole house for 10.95.
Chris Rock