Scott Dikkers quotes

Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious. (Scott Dikkers)
Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God. View quote
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Your pet is not your friend. It is your hostage. View quote
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I respect your right to hold your religious beliefs, and if they help you, I think that's great. I would, however, like to inform you that you are a raving kook. View quote
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You have sexual tendencies that are not normal, and you should be ashamed of them. View quote
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A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends. View quote
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If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you. View quote
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