Randy K. Milholland quotes

The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman. (Randy K. Milholland)
It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions. View quote
Randy K. Milholland
Success only hurts the first time. View quote
Randy K. Milholland
Think of life as a giant, fat cat you're in charge of. Sometimes you can control it, but other times, it's going to do what it wants and you have to roll with it. And sometimes you can do everything - everything you're s'posed to do- and it'll still shred all the things you hold dear... The only thing you can really do with life is rub its belly and prepare for the worst. View quote
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We all have a few failures under our belt. It's what makes us ready for the successes. View quote
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In the end, you'll know which people really love you. They're the ones who see you for who you are and, no matter what, always find a way to be at your side. View quote
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The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better. View quote
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The shortest verse in the Bible is 'Jesus wept.' The only thing wrong with it is the past tense. View quote
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That's the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise. View quote
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The only time anyone's admitted they were a Christian before was when they were busy telling me why they're better than me. View quote
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Slow and steady wins the race, then wastes no time grinding salt-caked glass in your open wounds. (Randy K. Milholland)
Sometimes the measure of friendship isn't your ability to not harm but your capacity to forgive the things done to you and ask forgiveness for your own mistakes. View quote
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Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing. View quote
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Forgiveness is one of the many horrible side effects of loving someone. View quote
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Sometimes people do things that hurt and it's not because they mean to. They just do. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you, but you end up hurt because of it. View quote
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Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives. View quote
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It hurts to find out that what you wanted doesn't match what you dreamed it would be. View quote
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I barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding [Wikipedia], an encyclopedia that anyone can alter, to be a safe way to learn about anything except how many idiots think their opinions are a suitable substitute for facts. View quote
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The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them. View quote
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Never confuse the faith with the supposedly faithful. View quote
Randy K. Milholland
Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable. (Randy K. Milholland)
Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner. View quote
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People age even when you're not looking. View quote
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In the end, we decide if we're remembered for what happened to us or for what we did with it. View quote
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Friendship is being there when someone's feeling low and not being afraid to kick them. View quote
Randy K. Milholland