Yeardley Smith quotes

Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece. (Yeardley Smith)
You can't create a monster, then whine when it stomps on a few buildings. View quote
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A man who envies our family is a man who needs help. View quote
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Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican. View quote
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Is your remarkably sexist drivel intentional, or just some horrible mistake? View quote
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Everybody sort of questioned why we get married on New Year's Day, and of course, the avid sports fans wouldn't come, because they had to watch the Rose Bowl or whatever that is on that day. View quote
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It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad. We watch an appalling amount of TV. View quote
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Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol, and Chinese food, but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone. View quote
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