Will Forte quotes

My life is littered with bad decisions. (Will Forte)
I feel like all my faults go into making the person that I am. I like myself as a person. And I think taking any fault away would change who I am as a person. View quote
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It takes a certain type of person to register your 'Donkey Kong' score. So I'm just number 29 in registered Donkey Kong scores. View quote
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I don't know if I was a funny kid. I would say I was a loud and weird kid. View quote
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I'm kind of under the radar. Not a lot of people notice me. Which is surprising, because I'm so sexy. They're probably intimidated by my sexiness and crushability. View quote
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You can do anything to my food and I'll still eat it. View quote
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I'm not very good at impersonations. View quote
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