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Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.
Will Durst
How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.
Will Durst
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
Will Durst
It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point.
Will Durst
Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars.
Will Durst
There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.
Will Durst