Trey Parker quotes - page 3

All the religions are super funny to me. (Trey Parker)
I grew up with the religion of 'Star Wars,' frankly. That's when I realized there is something bigger out there... and it's called The Force. View quote
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I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football. View quote
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I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person. View quote
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So much of what you see now in Hollywood is written and directed by committee, and you can see it. View quote
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Once you have kids, you think like a parent. You get a lot more protective. View quote
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Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved,it would be much simpler, but much less magical. View quote
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I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot, but to know that there's always somebody there, somebody that's family. View quote
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I've learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If you lose those, you have nothing, so friends are to be treasured more than anything else in the world. View quote
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I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off. View quote
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The truth is, marijuana probably isn't going to make you kill people. Most likely isn't going to fund terrorists, but pot makes you feel fine with being bored and it's when you're bored that you should be learning a new skill or some new science or being creative. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you're not good at anything. (Trey Parker)
The story of Jesus makes no sense to me. God sent his only son. Why could God only have one son and why would he have to die? It's just bad writing, really. And it's really terrible in about the second act. View quote
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You don't need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado. View quote
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I don't want to say never, but I hope I don't become that 'take me seriously now' guy. View quote
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My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?' View quote
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When someone goes, 'Oh, this group is really pissed off at what you said,' there's not a piece of my body that goes, 'Sweet!' That means I did it wrong. I'm just trying to make people laugh. View quote
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