Tommy Chong quotes

Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya. (Tommy Chong)
When they put me in jail, that's when they turned me into an activist. Up until the time I went to jail, I was just a comedian.
Tommy Chong
The smartest billionaires I know never finished high school. I got my degree and my doctorate on the street and an advanced degree in jail.
Tommy Chong
You can't become a dictator through checks and balances.
Tommy Chong
I never did smoke that much pot; never was a big pothead.
Tommy Chong
Unfortunately, the American justice system is just riddled with lies and inconsistencies.
Tommy Chong
Every time I get tested, I ask questions about it, and I watch how they do it.
Tommy Chong
Well, I had an after hours club in Vancouver and when any of the Motown acts would call.
Tommy Chong
The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya.
Tommy Chong
We won a contest at the teen fair in Vancouver and the first prize was a recording contract and we recorded at a radio station on the stairway, and we did a record and it got put out.
Tommy Chong
The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy. (Tommy Chong)
Any excuse to live in New York and do art. Has to be one of the most rewarding experiences in the world.
Tommy Chong
One night all the James Brown band was playing on stage and I look in the back and I could see Mick Jagger and Keith Richards trying to get in the club and they couldn't get in cause it was to crowded.
Tommy Chong
I'm as clean as a whistle.
Tommy Chong
I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I got into music boy, didn't matter what you looked like either, you could be a geeky looking guy but if you played music, whoa, you'd get the girls.
Tommy Chong
Well I don't know, I might have lost my citizenship, I don't think you can lose your citizenship though.
Tommy Chong
If I don't get paid I'm going to take a whole lot of Marshall amps home with me on the plane.
Tommy Chong
When you hit a groove, it's not you; it's the spirit world. The spirits whisper the ideas in your brain and prod you along. They're the ones that are really happy.
Tommy Chong
I used to joke for years that I was a black man. I adopted the black culture, the black race. I married a black woman, and I had black kids. I always considered myself a 'brother.'
Tommy Chong
Everything that happens to me is very cosmic.
Tommy Chong
They just wanted to show the entertainment world that we're vulnerable. (Tommy Chong)
I've always been into improvisation.
Tommy Chong
Maybe once in a while, you know, after a hard day of shooting or something like that, I'd kick back.
Tommy Chong
No. Maceo played sax, didn't he, well they used to sit in.
Tommy Chong
Activism, to me, I don't know if it really works. It may work for somebody else, but it does not work for me.
Tommy Chong