Tom Leykis quotes

There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode. (Tom Leykis)
I don't just preach; I put my money where my mouth is! View quote
Tom Leykis
There's some benefit to being happy in your life. Of looking around and saying, 'This is mine. View quote
Tom Leykis
I'm looking forward to providing the men of Seattle with an evening where they can kick back, light up a cigar and enjoy a night to themselves. Women, we can't technically keep you out, but please stay at home. View quote
Tom Leykis
There's a difference... between the kind of woman you would bang and the kind of woman you would marry. View quote
Tom Leykis
When I saw houses in Palmdale going for $500K, I knew something was wrong. If you got foreclosed, I don't feel sorry for you! View quote
Tom Leykis
I wanted to see if you could put a prototype radio station on the Internet so you wouldnt have to invest $50 million or $100 million or $150 million to buy a transmitter and a frequency. View quote
Tom Leykis