Tim Vine quotes - page 2

If you compulsively pun you are called a paronomasiac. (Tim Vine)
My DVD cellophane was put on by a psychiatrist. It was shrink-wrapped. View quote
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People think that because of my act that I must have a really busy mind and I must be driven. I really am not. I quite like going outside and looking at spiders on a hedge in my garden and stuff. View quote
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So I went down the local supermarket, I said I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it, he said Those are pickled onions. View quote
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I'm not someone who gets to play The O2 and places like that, but that's the kind of rock and roll venue. The popularity of stand-up means that some people are getting to play rock star venues. View quote
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You see my next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic converter. View quote
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As you get older you're told to be sensible, but it's important for writing if you're a comic that you're able to still access that childlike thing. View quote
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One of the things I like about when I tour sometimes is that occasionally you'll see a dad there with his 12-year-old son and they're both enjoying it. View quote
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For one thing, I don't pun excessively in real life. View quote
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah, I thought he's trying to pull a fast one'. View quote
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