Tim Heidecker quotes

My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical. (Tim Heidecker)
There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices. View quote
Tim Heidecker
Nobody hates hipsters more than hipsters. View quote
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Online piracy needs to be dealt with itself, because people are just wholesale stealing people's work and not paying for it. It's very hard to figure out a way to fix it. View quote
Tim Heidecker
Nothing impresses the ladies like a clean, pressed pair of khakis and a large pattern shirt featuring either classic cars, mojitos or men playing golf. View quote
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Back in high school, there was something fun and dangerous about inhabiting a different personality. View quote
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There's a generation of people I think without a strong connection to family, to religion, to civic duty. They have a real disassociation from the problems of the world. View quote
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Most of my ideas just come out funny. View quote
Tim Heidecker
Costumes are fun. Dress up like a pilot some night and watch as people stare! View quote
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There's a lot of dopes in life, and in film school. The interesting people are usually easy to find. View quote
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The scariest thing about screening a comedy... if you screen a drama, you know, there's no real way to tell in real time if people are enjoying it or not. But in a comedy, it's like, if people aren't laughing, it's sort of scary. (Tim Heidecker)
It's never fun to read death threats. View quote
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I'm always in situations where you can't be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway. View quote
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I have been skeptical and not trusting of traditional models of the entertainment industry. I never got a manager. View quote
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A lot of movies aren't intended for everybody. View quote
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I'm a little bit of an amateur political junkie. View quote
Tim Heidecker
I think, you know, I'm German, and um, probably not very expressive in my emotions. View quote
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When I was in college in Philly, there was a lot of post-punks hardcore like, rock. Sixties, retro, proto-Strokes kind of bands. View quote
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On movies, you have a lot of stylists that get things too pretty. Everything gets steamed and ironed. It's just not the way we really behave. View quote
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I think the great sketch shows, like 'Python' and 'Mr. Show,' they didn't stick around for very long. There's something kind of cool about that. View quote
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At Temple University, and I'm sure this was the way in a lot of film classes, comedy was not an option, and not considered a serious form of expression. You had to make a film about an issue. (Tim Heidecker)
I was in a band in high school and college and I always had a love for music, but I didn't go to a conservatory or anything like that. I was fairly self-taught. View quote
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I'm very wary of doing political stuff for a lot of reasons. One of the big ones is that the shelf-life for them is not very long, and the joke becomes old news very quickly. View quote
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