Tim Conway quotes

I like to work a lot with wood. I make furniture that falls apart. I also sew. (Tim Conway)
I've never really taken anything very seriously. I enjoy life because I enjoy making other people enjoy it. View quote
Tim Conway
If only my folks had beaten me, I could have gotten some material about my miserable childhood. But as it is, I've had a great life. View quote
Tim Conway
I avoid all the language and nudity and violence and everything. I have enough of that at home. View quote
Tim Conway
Don Knotts was a really big influence, especially on the Steve Allen show. I mean, look at the guy, his entire life is in his face. View quote
Tim Conway
I've known Harvey for over 40 years and I worked with him on the Burnett show for 11 years. I guess you could say we're about as close as you can get to being a comedy team. View quote
Tim Conway
The reason 'The Carol Burnett Show' did so well in the ratings is because people were looking for that comfort zone when the whole family sat around and watched television and enjoyed it. View quote
Tim Conway
People enjoy sitting back knowing they won't hear a lot of four-letter words. View quote
Tim Conway
A lot of people like to live on laurels that happened 20 or 30 years ago, but it's nice to get awards. It's nice to be labeled and things like that, but I'm not sure everybody qualifies. View quote
Tim Conway
You can't TV surf without coming across an Andy of Mayberry episode where you've just got to watch Don as Barney. That's why I put Don in several of my movies. View quote
Tim Conway
I don't watch a lot of TV anymore. A lot of it isn't the kind of thing you can feel comfortable with watching with your kids. And I still feel that way even though, now, my kids are in their 30s. (Tim Conway)
As a kid I was short and only weighed 95 pounds. And though I was active in a lot of Sports and got along with most of the guys, I think I used comedy as a defense mechanism. You know making someone laugh is a much better way to solve a problem than by using your fists. View quote
Tim Conway
I was dyslexic - was, still am - 'cause I would see words that weren't there. And people just started laughing, and I thought, well, this is a good way to make a living. I'll just go downtown to read and have people laugh, you know? View quote
Tim Conway
I figure you're only here for a matter of moments. Ever since I was a kid watching movies I've always wanted to make people laugh or have some sort of emotional reaction. View quote
Tim Conway
At first I wanted to be a jockey. I rode horses in Cleveland but I kept falling off and I was afraid of horses. So there wasn't much of a future in it. View quote
Tim Conway
When I watch TV, I'm embarrassed by some of what's on. View quote
Tim Conway
My career is pretty much over. I'm out in the Valley eating soft-boiled eggs. View quote
Tim Conway