Seth Meyers quotes

When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I'll get choked up, which I think is the greatest gift you can give a girlfriend. (Seth Meyers)
People appreciate it when you take some time to think about who will be listening to your jokes. View quote
Seth Meyers
Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy. View quote
Seth Meyers
I'm strictly a sugar-free Red Bull guy. I'd rather enjoy my sugar intake elsewhere. View quote
Seth Meyers
It's nice when I get offered small parts. But I really think that 'SNL' is what my skill set is best designed for. View quote
Seth Meyers