Robert Klein quotes

In the fifties I had dreams about touching a naked woman and she would turn to bronze or the dream about hot dogs chasing donuts through the Lincoln Tunnel. (Robert Klein)
I have a work-out regime; I am not a maniac. It sounds cliche, but stand-up comedy, doing a one-man show, helps keep me young, and yes, it is exhausting, but I don't collapse. View quote
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And the only studies were - Rodney Dangerfield was my mentor and he was my Yale drama school for comedy. View quote
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I was a class clown. View quote
Robert Klein
The Broad research center represents the highest quality model of what Proposition 71 should be funding. View quote
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Comedy is still alive, and there are still funny people. Jews are still overrepresented in comedy and psychiatry and underrepresented in the priesthood. That immigrant Jewish humor is still with us. View quote
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But I think the other is a little more like bullfighting, a little more daring and although I appreciate good acting and I liked being versatile my whole career, it kept me working. View quote
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My son has been a class clown and it sort of ran in the family. View quote
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The `50s were terrifying with nuclear bomb stuff but boring in a social way and then the `60s were happening, and remember, there was no AIDS. View quote
Robert Klein