Rob Corddry quotes

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer. (Rob Corddry)
I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off. View quote
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Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil. View quote
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The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom. View quote
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I have to stay true to myself. View quote
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I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one. View quote
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The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world. View quote
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The head writer loves that my character is a boor. View quote
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This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected. View quote
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I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials. View quote
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I want to manufacture a feud. (Rob Corddry)
I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election. View quote
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I get all of my comedy from CNN. View quote
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I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling. View quote
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I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage. View quote
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Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day. View quote
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Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express. View quote
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Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously. View quote
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You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what you do. View quote
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Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show. View quote
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Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show. (Rob Corddry)
I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards. View quote
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I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece. View quote
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I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day. View quote
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People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is. View quote
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