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We have a lot of black Anglo-Saxons. Their skin is black, but their brain is white. When I get real mad at them, I call them graham crackers.
Paul Mooney
Whatever that thing is that white people like in blacks, I don't have it. Maybe it's my arrogance or my self-assurance or the way I carry myself, but whatever it is, I don't have it.
Paul Mooney
America is racial. America was founded on race. Race is America. The code name for America is 'race.'
Paul Mooney
I'm passionate about what I do. I'd be naive to be passive.
Paul Mooney
America has a rap sheet. You can't police the world and tell the world how to act when you're just as bad yourself.
Paul Mooney
You got to remember that slavery's very complex. It has a lot of levels to it.
Paul Mooney
People do many things for many reasons. Sometimes, what you do you have no control over, because it's predestined. It's gonna happen in spite of you. There's nothing you can do about it.
Paul Mooney
I'm as American as apple pie.
Paul Mooney
I like when people are trapped in the joke, when there's no escape. I like to lead people down the wrong path and then trap them.
Paul Mooney
If you're happy with what you're doing, then you don't get bored.
Paul Mooney
When you know who you are, you know who you are. That's the real dangerous thing in Hollywood, because they all want to create you and mold you.
Paul Mooney
You white folks see UFOs in your dreams. You don't hear about Martians in Harlem.
Paul Mooney
There's always a message in my comedy.
Paul Mooney
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