Paul Lynde quotes

Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way. (Paul Lynde)
My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way. View quote
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I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church. View quote
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Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate! View quote
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When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars. View quote
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I wish I had the nerve not to tip. View quote
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If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death. View quote
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A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world. View quote
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A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world. View quote
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Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household. View quote
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I was obsessed with being rich and famous. (Paul Lynde)
I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185. View quote
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The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name. View quote
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I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored. View quote
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Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to. View quote
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Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse. View quote
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I'm Liberace without a piano. View quote
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I think basically an actor is a salesman. View quote
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It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage. View quote
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I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that. View quote
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Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable. (Paul Lynde)
I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day. View quote
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My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business. View quote
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I laughed all the way through Love Story. View quote
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I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly. View quote
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