Oliver Reed quotes

I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail. (Oliver Reed)

When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed.

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I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

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I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.

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What's the point of staying sober?

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I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.

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Raquel Welch is someone I can also live without. We've got some love scenes together and I am dreading them!

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I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.

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I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in.

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Even though people say Richard Harris and I have been having a great feud, it's not true.

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At the New York Athletic Club they serve amazing food. People go there, get healthy, and then eat themselves to death - which is, I suppose, the right way to do it. (Oliver Reed)

I don't like doing most things unless I can do them quite well.

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Awe and respect are two different things.

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I like the effect drink has on me.

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I'm really a pacifist.

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I do not live in the world of sobriety.

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But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.

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Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad Ali. Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering ultimatums.

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You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.

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I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.

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I'm not as thrilled with myself as I used to be. (Oliver Reed)

If the money's right, I'll do a film.

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I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.

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I believe my woman shouldn't work outside the home.

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I wouldn't like to see a chick of mine taking her clothes off and kissing a fellow on screen. And my girls must get very hurt when they see me doing it.

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