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Think of all that hard work our founding fathers put in - the revolutionizing, the three-fifths compromising, having to write the entire Constitution with a quill - and yet they neglected to include the right to vote.
Mo Rocca
I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation.
Mo Rocca
Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.
Mo Rocca
No, no, no separate but equal... never the twain shall meet. And the pendulum kept swinging and it came to rest in the bastard hybrid known as the Daily Show.
Mo Rocca
A young imagination is bold, likes to make bigger leaps. It likes to, well, imagine that the dustbuster is a dinosaur; that the computer mouse is a hotrod; that the box is a cave; that the rawhide is a torch... or a baton... or something.
Mo Rocca
Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.
Mo Rocca
Digital television, satellite radio, videogames, iPods - so much media. Do books even matter anymore?
Mo Rocca
I know a lot about a few things - mostly useless things.
Mo Rocca
Look, not embracing the 'Today' show is soooo yesterday.
Mo Rocca
I love the excess of Christmas. The shopping season that begins in September, the bad pop star recordings of Christmas carols, the decorations that don't know when to come down.
Mo Rocca
Generally I get up at around 7. But oftentimes, I'll be lolling in bed a little bit earlier - sometimes as early as 5:45 - filing in my mind all the things I have to get done. Which is, of course, totally unproductive.
Mo Rocca
One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that.
Mo Rocca
When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.
Mo Rocca
Homemade sweaters are always itchy.
Mo Rocca
Yes, I still love 'South Park,' but I also love morning TV now.
Mo Rocca
If I had a time machine I would go back 30 years and show up at my grandmother's apartment before the gargantuan meals she would serve and I would help her.
Mo Rocca
The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't.
Mo Rocca
Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously.
Mo Rocca
I was way too hyperactive to study for long. I would freak out, then crash, then be too tired to read or write. I really should have had less sugar.
Mo Rocca
I mean, you're gonna be left behind if you don't appreciate the genius that is Meredith Vieira.
Mo Rocca
I was not a jock in high school. I know, you're shocked.
Mo Rocca
My sophomore year I spent exactly one day on the JV football team. It was the tryout day.
Mo Rocca
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