Miranda Hart quotes

I only really and truly fully relax on my own. Give me a sun lounger, a pool and a sea view, and I'm happy. (Miranda Hart)
It's a real man who can go out with a woman who's taller than he is. That's an alpha male right there. View quote
Miranda Hart
I spent my childhood clad in 1970s hand-me-downs, primarily from male cousins, which mainly consisted of a selection of beige, brown and orange dungarees. That, combined with a perfectly round pudding-bowl haircut, made me look, on a good day, like a cross between Ann Widdecombe, one of the Flower Pot Men, and a monk. View quote
Miranda Hart
If taking one-self seriously as a woman means committing to a life of grooming, pumicing, pruning and polishing one's exterior for the benefit of onlookers, then I may as well leave my unwieldy rucksack to the top of a bleak Scottish hill and make my home there under a stone, where I'll fashion shoes out of mud and clothes out of leaves. View quote
Miranda Hart
No blessing goes uncontested. It will take a long time to get your dream. View quote
Miranda Hart
I have a fantastic method for anti-ageing. It's eating. Plumps out your skin beautifully. View quote
Miranda Hart
The embarrassment of a situation can, once you are over it, be the funniest time in your life. And I suppose a lot of my comedy comes from painful moments or experiences in life, and you just flip them on their head. View quote
Miranda Hart
Pessimism is my default setting. View quote
Miranda Hart
No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs. View quote
Miranda Hart
Everyone - particularly my female friends I speak to - all say 'I wouldn't be in my twenties again if I was paid.' It's a difficult time. View quote
Miranda Hart
I'm very much in denial that I can't dance. I really go for it, which is almost more embarrassing. (Miranda Hart)
My whole family is obsessed by brandy butter. And bread sauce. Then, of course, there will be a lot of wind in the afternoon! We have never disguised the wind side of our lives as a family; we think it's hilarious. View quote
Miranda Hart
I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian by trade. View quote
Miranda Hart
My greatest crush was Chandler from 'Friends.' And Goran Ivanisevic. View quote
Miranda Hart
I never admitted what I wanted to do for a career to anyone until I was 26. I wish I'd piped up at 18. View quote
Miranda Hart
My greatest fear is fear. Ooh, meta. View quote
Miranda Hart
I want to be more physical and theatrical within the stand-up. There might be dance moments, and people better watch out - I will gallop. View quote
Miranda Hart
I'm such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy. View quote
Miranda Hart
I'll always have to force myself to see the positive, because I'm wired badly, I'd say. I'm just naturally a bit under, a bit depressed. View quote
Miranda Hart
About me - I used to want to be a P.E. teacher, and kind of still do. View quote
Miranda Hart
I am not married, no. I wasn't really into the notion when I was younger, but now I think a proposal is the ultimate romantic gesture. (Miranda Hart)
I've never felt like a woman fighting in a male world; I've never felt penalised. View quote
Miranda Hart
I started watching some 'Doctor Who' recently on my own and got too scared. I had to watch it in the daytime - I'm pathetic. View quote
Miranda Hart
It's on the bucket list for sure to do a comedy film, even if it was just one line on the lot. View quote
Miranda Hart
My mum said to me once years ago, which really spurred me on, 'You're the funniest person I know'. I loved that. View quote
Miranda Hart