Matt Lauer quotes

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are. (Matt Lauer)
It usually takes two people a little while to learn where the funny buttons are and testy buttons are. View quote
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My dad was Jewish. My mom is not. So I was not raised anything. View quote
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Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America? View quote
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The Iraqis have once again failed to meet a deadline for a final draft of the constitution. View quote
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I get letters from women, and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I weren't on TV and I walked past that same woman, she'd go, 'Did you see the beak on that guy? View quote
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When people start to write articles about what might be wrong with the 'Today' show you know where you should point the finger, point it at me because I have been there the longest. And it's my responsibility. View quote
Matt Lauer