Marsha Thomason quotes

I think that Vegas is one of the wildest places I've ever been to. You can look to your left and there's a drag queen getting married by Elvis, to the right there is some old bird sticking quarters into a slot machine for hours. (Marsha Thomason)
There is definitely a pressure for funny people to be funny. People want them to perform all the time. View quote
Marsha Thomason
When I am on the plane and turbulence kicks in, I can't abide it. I feel like we are all going to die, and it takes everything in me to stay calm. But there are worse things to have to cope with. View quote
Marsha Thomason
I never understand when people say, 'School days are the best of your life.' So it's all downhill from 16? How depressing. View quote
Marsha Thomason
I know it sounds cliched, but if we just treated each other as we'd like to be treated ourselves, we'd all be doing a lot better. View quote
Marsha Thomason