Gabe Kaplan quotes

I think people will believe anything about someone they haven't seen for a while. (Gabe Kaplan)
In show business, you had levels. I was at the top of the TV end of it. View quote
Gabe Kaplan
When I first came to do shows in Vegas, I followed the usual entertainer's syndrome - I played craps and lost. View quote
Gabe Kaplan
Maybe 10 times a year I'll do a corporate date, but no casinos or no nightclubs or no comedy clubs. View quote
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Maybe I just wasn't a show-biz type. I didn't miss performing at all. View quote
Gabe Kaplan