Craig Bruce quotes - page 2

From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability. (Craig Bruce)
The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius.
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The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't.
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The Thought Police: To censor and protect.
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Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.
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Something is always simple until you try it.
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The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld.
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I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'
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When trying to locate something, search your mind first.
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Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.
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Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be. (Craig Bruce)
1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.
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Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.
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It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.
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Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.
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Things always look better when you haven't seen them.
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Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.
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If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.
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Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.
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When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.
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The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish! (Craig Bruce)
If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people.
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When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it.
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Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!
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Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve.
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