Craig Bruce quotes

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am. (Craig Bruce)
You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for. View quote
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Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed. View quote
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Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea. View quote
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It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow. View quote
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'Programming' is a four-letter word. View quote
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Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy! View quote
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Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance. View quote
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Temporary solutions often become permanent problems. View quote
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In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman. View quote
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Don't judge a book by its thickness either. (Craig Bruce)
The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion. View quote
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When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists. View quote
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When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun. View quote
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Never underestimate the power of a simple tool. View quote
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Now is the time for all good men to run like hell. View quote
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It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know. View quote
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I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe. View quote
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Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade. View quote
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Anything on paper is obsolete! View quote
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My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon. (Craig Bruce)
It's funny how most activists are pacifists. View quote
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Think Tank, noun: The shower. View quote
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The only thing that is obscene is censorship. View quote
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It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult. View quote
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