Craig Bruce quotes

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am. (Craig Bruce)
You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.
Craig Bruce
Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.
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Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.
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It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.
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'Programming' is a four-letter word.
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Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!
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Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.
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Temporary solutions often become permanent problems.
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In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.
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Don't judge a book by its thickness either. (Craig Bruce)
The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.
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When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.
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When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.
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Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.
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Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.
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It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.
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I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.
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Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade.
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Anything on paper is obsolete!
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My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon. (Craig Bruce)
It's funny how most activists are pacifists.
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Think Tank, noun: The shower.
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The only thing that is obscene is censorship.
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It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.
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