Mario Cantone quotes

Who do you think I am, Pete Rose? I don't bet. I come from a long line of compulsive gamblers. Gambling scares me. (Mario Cantone)
I love doing scripted things. What little acting ability I have I am holding on with my hangnails. View quote
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I knew the full 'Judy Garland Carnegie Hall' double album set at age 2. And then my mother wondered why I was gay. I was like, 'Are you nuts? You would make me get on the table to sing Judy Garland songs and you're upset?' View quote
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I wouldn't live with me, believe me. I'm moody. View quote
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I know, it's weird that I've never done a musical. I turned down two of them. 'The Lion King' and 'The Producers.' I turned two of the biggest Broadway musicals down, am I a mess? View quote
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I mean, the things you think will never happen, you have to confront; those things that come into your life that you thought you never could deal with, you do. View quote
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Stand-up was like being on a Barbie townhouse stage. View quote
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I like to hold a book. When someone sends me a script, I ask for a hard copy or print one out. View quote
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Our black president can't say that he's for gay marriage. That is upsetting to me. View quote
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I won't do reality. That is done. And I don't want people following me around with a camera 24 hours a day. View quote
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I hated high school. Ugh. I couldn't wait until it was over so I could sleep in. In college, I made sure all my classes were in the afternoon. I hated getting up in the morning. (Mario Cantone)
I'm crass, contemptuous and crude, obstreperous, obnoxious, rambunctiously raw and rude. View quote
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I love animation, I really do, but I don't do it for the children. View quote
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Look, you're either loved or hated. Which is a good thing, as Bette Davis used to say. View quote
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In the '70s, the gay movement was really making strides. Huge strides. And then AIDS came along and slapped a judgment on it all and the Right Wing religious movement was like, 'See. This is why, we told you.' And it pushed back the movement 30 years. View quote
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