Mackenzie Crook quotes

Mackenzie Crook is an English actor, comedian, and writer, recognized for his distinctive roles in television and film. Audiences know him best for his performances in "The Office" and the "Pirates of the Caribbean" film series. He has also written, directed, and starred in the acclaimed comedy series "Detectorists." Here are 11 of his quotes:

I haven't got a car or a house. I've got a wife, but I didn't pay for her! I spend all my money on my glorious wife. She's here with a knife at my throat!

Mackenzie Crook

I like the outdoors and the natural world. Environmental issues.

Mackenzie Crook

My son thinks I'm hilarious, but he's only 1.

Mackenzie Crook

Recently I've been collecting Star Wars figures again. When I was a kid I couldn't afford them. Now I can so I've been buying them and keeping them in their box for a later date when they'll be worth a lot of money.

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All the parts I get offered are character and comedy parts, and I probably wouldn't get them if I had a different face. So I'm glad I have a comedy face.

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It's not a very secure industry. I've spoken to a couple of people recently who had a successful TV show and then found themselves absolutely skint and struggling to find a job.

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I spend days with writers' block. It is a problem.

Mackenzie Crook

I don't have much choice these days in how I have my hair.

Mackenzie Crook

I like the fact you can spend two hours setting up a scene that will only last a couple of seconds. And I like just sitting around and dozing between scenes!

Mackenzie Crook